Whoopi speaks for God on abortion, all bibles aside

Whoopi Goldberg on Wednesday's clusterfrack [sic] episode of TheView debated with pro-life Elisabeth Hasselbeck, on what it means to be pro-life. Goldberg, a world renown religious scholar and political scientist, said that she has "first hand information" that God the Father, is fine with killing unborn babies.

Goldberg, who maniacally insisted that every co-host of the ABC daytime talk show was "pro-life" [with the one small exception inside the mother's womb] make a typically brilliant, religion-inspired argument that, in order to help a woman deal with an unwanted life inside her, "you gotta break a few eggs."

"As Barack Obama said," Whoopi began, "'why should [my] daughter be punished with an unwanted baby?' See what I'm sayin' child?"

Hasselbeck railed against Goldberg's self-proclaimed logic, but Goldberg countered her points again saying that God gave women "freedom of choice."

Yes, that's true. Any person, including a woman [whatever that is--I'm not a biologist] has freedom of choice--if that person is willing to go to hell, if God has anything to say about that. So a woman can choose to carry the life inside her [assuming 'her' is her pronoun] or kill it. 

What about: "Thou shalt not kill"

If Whoopi Goldberg really believes in God, then she knows she's blowing smoke up the skirt of Elisabeth Hasselbeck. If she doesn't believe in God, then she should not invoke Him in the debate.

With her incredible memory of scripture, Goldberg quoted the teachings of Jesus Christ: "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you," she said, in an attempt to keep Hasselbeck from speaking about killing babies lest she risk judging others.

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What a stupid attempt to win an argument that cannot be won by invoking God into it and pretending He is on the side of people who would kill an innocent baby.

Anyone who takes The View with any level of seriousness, should not be taken with any level of seriousness.

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