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Paul Pelosi [alias: "Chicken Neck Paulie"] husband of Nancy Pelosi [aka "Dancing Hands"] was charged with a DUI causing injury and could face almost as much time as Jussie Smollett did for his crime.
Pelosi, 82, allegedly drove drunk at the end of May and is now facing new charges, including driving under the influence of alcohol causing injury and driving with .08% Blood Alcohol Level or higher causing injury. The charges came Thursday, the Napa County District Attorney announced.
Chicken Neck Paulie was nabbed just before the witching hour on May 28 in Napa County, California [aka wine country]. He was driving from a dinner party to his and Nancy's vineyard, River Run. As Paulie drove along with a full bladder, a 48-year-old man driving a 2014 Jeep crashed into his Porsche sports car.
Chicken Neck Paulie was nabbed just before the witching hour on May 28 in Napa County, California [aka wine country]. He was driving from a dinner party to his and Nancy's vineyard, River Run. As Paulie drove along with a full bladder, a 48-year-old man driving a 2014 Jeep crashed into his Porsche sports car.
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When police arrived on scene they discovered Paulie was as drunk as a proverbial skunk. He could be sentenced to five years probation, [not to be confused with the word 'prohibition'] but the likelihood of that happening is on par with seeing Brian Stelter come in first at the Boston Marathon.
So here's the deal, as a former vice president often says: if convicted Chicken Neck Paulie can face up to five years probation, a minimum of five full days in prison, and be forced to have sexual relationships with that woman, Nancy Pelosi.
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