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Beloved cartoon character Elmer Jedediah Fudd, 105, has fallen victim to red flag laws. He was flagged as a domestic violence perpetrator and his rifle had been confiscated, leaving him defenseless against a rabbit, whose name will not be posted here so as to dissuade other rabbits from hopping in his rabbit footsteps.
Fudd's body was found in a forest near his home where he often could be seen bonding with nature and hunting rodents for his sustenance. He had been tricked by the rabbit and a road runner into stepping on an Acme landmine which was ruled to be the cause of death.
Fudd had a court case coming due in August to protest his being red flagged and thereby denied of his Second Amendment rights to own a firearm. He denied the charge of having committed domestic violence as he lives alone, has never been married, and his only close friend was Yosemite Sam, who is also now banned from owning a gun as he was red flagged as a potential wife-beater in the future, should he marry.
Commenting on the case was New York Governor Kathy Hochul. "Nobody should ever, ever own a gun unless it's a blunderbuss like they used when the U.S. Constitution was being drafted. Of course, this doesn't apply to people in government who need armed protection because we are targeted by people with guns."
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Mr. Fudd will have his ashes scattered in Yosemite National Park on Sunday and an unarmed Yosemite Sam will give the eulogy.
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