Social Justice Warrior Hillary Clinton goes after son of Tom Hanks for fake accent appropriation

Chet Hanks is being attacked by activist Hillary Rodham Clinton, accusing him of appropriating black culture for using a Jamaican accent. 

Clinton spoke to a crowd of dozens at a black Baptist church in Beaufort, South Carolina. "I ain't in no ways a cottoning to dose woids of Mistah Hanks," the former first lady began. "Wait, let me grab me some collard greens I got me right here in mah poyce." 

Chet Hanks is the son of actor Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson. His song and music video for "White Boy Summer" had also been criticized by other activists such as the very right Reverend Al Sharptongue, Ibram X, Kendi and Rachel Dolezal.

For his part, Chet says he won't apologize to race hustlers, hypocrites and charlatans and they can go "kick rocks" and kiss him somewhere the sun don't shine.

Chet recently told host Ziwe Fumudoh when asked if he'd like to say he was sorry, particularly to the "Patois community and Hillary Clinton" who are occasionally very forgiving when others who speak like them say they're sorry, answered, “Nah. I don’t feel like I’ve truly done anything offensive, so I don’t."

The “Ziwe” host asked if Chet felt this way because he viewed his alleged “appropriation” as merely “a celebration of culture” and believes “social justice warriors” complaining about him can “go kick rocks.”

Chet nodded in the affirmative and added, "And they can go pound sand, take a flying leap at a rolling donut, and suck eggs, for all I care; especially that Clinton lady. Tell her to shove those collard greens where the sun don't shine."

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Mrs. Clinton was unavailable to comment as was Rachel Dolezal. However, the very Reverend Al Sharptongue said that he's going to call up some folks who are "gonna do something to that white supremacist if he don't beg for forgiveness to me on tv."

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