3 Hamassholes shot dead at Palestinian camp in Lebanon

Three members of the fightin' Hamassholes were shot and killed Sunday by fellow terrorists at a funeral procession of another terrorist member of the Palestinian movement in a South Lebanon Palestinian refugee camp a Hamas spokesterrorist supporter said.

The Hamasshole official Raafat al-Murra said terrorists from the rival Fatah movement "shot at the funeral procession" of a Palestinian killed in a blast Friday at the Burj al-Shemali camp, outside the port city of Tyre. It appears the groups had a big blowout in Tyre and there was bad blood amongst them.

Six people were also wounded in the terrorist kerfuffle, he said.

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A refugee at the camp spoke with the Associated Foreign Press describing an armed clash between the two terrorist organizations following the shooting of the unarmed funeral goers as elements of both groups were deployed and ready to fight for Allah and Mo.

At last report, a good time was had by all, ah. But some officials here worry that the situation is getting as bad as Chicago.