A Taliban douchebag named Mo, would like us to give him some dough

Taliban Prime Minister Mullah Mohammad Hassan Akhund wants the international community to give him and the guys a helping hand, and he promises not to cut them off. It seems as if the dog caught the car and doesn't know what to do now.

The terrorist leader appointed as prime minister of Afghanistan by his terrorist organization, asked international charities on Saturday to "not withhold their aid" as Afghanistan struggles with the threat of mass starvation, possibly due to a camel strike or the fact that Mo doesn't know his elbow from his nether regions when it comes to actually running a country he had been left with by the Biden-Hahahaharris administration. 

Speaking in his first TV address since the US left the Taliban the country in August, he promised the government would "not interfere" in other countries' internal affairs ahead of meetings with the United States in Doha. Promises from terrorists are like a box of chocolate without a map. You never know what you're going to get but it sure as hell isn't going to be sweet because it ain't chocolate. In fact, when the Taliban makes a promise, it may look like chocolate, but do not taste it, whatever you do.

So like Joe Biden, Afghan's Mo is putting the entire blame on the previous leaders of the country and refuses to take any responsibility for the clusterfrack that came after the Biden administration abandoned them.

"We are trying as much as possible to solve the problems of the people. We are working overtime in every department," said Akhund in his audio message.

He blamed Afghanistan's famine, unemployment and financial meltdown on the US-backed government he helped depose. And now he is calling upon the rest of the world he would like to conquer and spread his version of Islam at, to help a fellow out.

"Nation, be vigilant. Those left over from the previous government in hiding are ... causing anxiety, misleading the people to distrust their government," Akhund said, taking no blame for the anxiety people feel when they're around those guys with bad teeth, sharp knives, guns. and rocket propelled grenade launchers. [Not to mention the weapons and equipment we left behind as our military boarded planes and civilian Afghans hung onto them for awhile.]

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Mo claimed that his government had cracked down on corruption that had afflicted what he called "the weakest system in the world." By 'cracking down on corruption' he implies that corrupt people no longer exist in Afghanistan, just like gays do not exist in Iran.

Mo is also trying to figure out how to pay thousands of government workers who have not been paid for months. Perhaps he can do what our own government plans to do: print more money and give it to them. It will not cost anything, if Biden is correct about that economic point.

Mo also called on the US to unlock about $10 billion (€8.8 billion) of Aghan funds frozen after the Taliban defeated the previous administration in mid-August. He promises not to buy ammo for the weapons we left behind, and to treat all women the same [like sex slaves or cattle].

The Afghanistan famine is very real and so is the economic collapse as Afghans are desperate for food. 

Residents are selling many of their possessions and even their children just to put a meal on the table.

Seriously. 

But the solution isn't so simple as to just give the Afghanistan Taliban dictatorship money. What do you think we should do?

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