4 stooges arrest at a WaWa in Virginia Beach

Virginia Beach, VA -- Four men who were not late for a Mensa meeting were caught trying to steal a car at a Wawa parking lot over the weekend. They face multiple charges for the botched attempt that took place at around 10:41:06 p.m. 

VBPD got a call just after 10:40 p.m. on November 27th, at the Wawa on 5701 Northampton Blvd. They jumped into their vehicles and sped to the scene, lights flashing and tires burning rubber.

A preliminary investigation revealed that four Black men tried to steal a car from the Wawa lot when the owner of the vehicle confronted the suspects.

So the four men, not wanting any trouble from the owner of the vehicle they wanted to steal, entered another vehicle without that vehicle's owner present. The four took off but unfortunately for them and the Wawa owner, they crashed into a gas pump as they tried to make a hasty getaway.

They then tried to make a run for it and took off on foot.

The police got descriptions of the suspects [although it isn't known if race was allowed to be part of the description because it isn't woke to do that] and were told which way they were headed, and faster than an owl asks a question, they were caught.

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Coincidentally, after further investigation, police discovered that the vehicle that crashed into the gas pump was previously stolen a few days prior to the incident. Cops also recovered 2 additional stolen vehicles nearby along with 5 firearms, 2 of which were also reported stolen. This was their lucky day.

The four men arrested and their charges are: Tyeontae Domonique Baxter, 19, [aka Tye one Tie] charged with grand larceny and 2 counts of carrying a concealed weapon; Nasim Rakin Greene, 18 [aka Nas the Rake], charged with receipt of a stolen firearm, and carrying a concealed weapon; Douglas Lamont Moore Jr., 21, [aka Duggie Boy Duggie Duggie], charged with petit larceny and 2 counts of possession of a firearm by a convicted felon; and Camren Davon Jones, 18, [aka Cammy Jo Jo], charged with 2 counts of credit card theft.

No further information has been released and all 4 individuals are being kept comfortable by order of Gov. Ralph Northam (D) as they discuss what to do.

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