U.S. drone attack may have killed "ISIS Party Planner"

[Note: Sometimes truth is funnier than fiction. I wrote this piece as satire only to learn the dude we allegedly killed was a wedding planner. His alleged body was dumped at sea, according to what I heard of the story. Hard to believe but who knows?]

Never let it be said that President Joe Biden doesn't know how to put a pin in the fun of ISIS fighters. At least we can give credit to the high ranking military person who called for a predator drone strike of an ISIS-K party planner known as Muhammad Mehmet Mohamed or 3M as he liked to be called. 

And it's a good guess that the person who "instructs" Biden as to which reporter to call on first at press conferences, is the same person who chose the target for the strike, and poor 3M drew the short straw.

Terrorists, just like you and me, like to have a fun. They need a break from the shooting, beheading, burning and raping that defines how they roll. And what's the best way to unwind?

Yes, a party, that's what 3M used to do--arranging parties complete with hijinks and blood baths, but not real blood, just food coloring along with fake swords and rifles firing blanks. 

The drone struck a vehicle carrying the ISIS-K fun guy who was believed to be planning "more parties and party favors and deadly parting gifts," according to an anonymous source who wished to remain so due to his fear of being slowly dismembered, burned and finally killed and fed to dogs.

It is not clear if 3M was planning a party celebration for the Americans being forced to withdraw from Afghanistan, but you can bet it was on his mind before he was blown to bite size pieces by the hellfire missile launched from the drone with a direct hit on his clown car.

According to secret sources, 3M was traveling with an "associate," quite probably the goat he often uses to cheer up the men. You can be sure that both he and the goat will be missed by the terrorists, but especially the goat.

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