Likely Biden voter arrested after responding to Facebook post about her being a fugitive

There are approximately 370 million Americans but this one may have won the prize for being the dumbest one of all. Not simply because she likely voted for Joe Biden at least once, but because she did something so stupid it borders on the unbelievable.

Lorraine Graves [aka: Um, you there] was wanted as an accessory to a murder in Tulsa Oklahoma. The TOPD posted on Facebook that an award was being offered for information leading to Lorraine Graves' arrest. Yes, her.

So hoping to receive another free paycheck, but this time not from the Biden-Harris-Obama-Jarrett-Sanders-AOC administration, Graves did what any idiot would do: she responded with information as to Graves' whereabouts. 

And she votes, probably for Biden et al, but I can't prove it.

The Tulsa Police Department posted:

On Wednesday, we posted Lorraine Graves as the Weekly Most Wanted for Accessory to Murder in the homicide of Eric Graves earlier this year.

Shortly after that, Lorraine Graves started commenting on our post asking about reward money.

On 7/15/21 around 4:30 p.m., detectives arrested Graves.

So here she was, a woman being accused of a very serious crime who, rather than avoiding capture and the concomitant consequences [two words I don't believe I ever used in a sentence before this post], was only thinking, if that term can be loosely applied, about the reward. In essence, she failed to follow the logic for the conclusion. 

Lorraine Graves responds to a Facebook post about her arrest asking, "where the reward money at?" omitting the word "is" and any other brain function required to live a successful life.

Imagine what the Tulsa cops are saying about Ms. Graves: "She reminds me of the bank robber who was being chased by cops late at night. He kept his car lights off but signaled every turn. Hahahahaha."

But not funny for Lorraine Graves. She still is trying to figure out how they caught her so easily. And how did she even begin to think about how she would collect a reward for herself?

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