Man who identifies as a transgender lesbian dies of confusion

Chris

The following is fiction, in case you're the gullible type.

A California man who identified as a transgender lesbian was unable to leave its home as it sat in a quandary wondering  just who it thought it was. It did not eat nor drink and soon became shriveled and weak as it tried to self discover.

Chris Edson was lucky in one respect--it didn't have to change its name. Simply, Chris could go any which way it wanted, but that was never the problem.

No, Chris as a young boy growing up in a one parent household, after his mother left to join a religious weightlifting forest group, had to fend for himself. His other parent, a lesbian mother, never let Chris play any cis gender games leaving Chris friendless and depressed.

When he was 12, he looked in the mirror and realized he was in the wrong body. "What about the body Mom buried in the yard?" Chris thought to himself. "Maybe that's the same kind of body I really should have been born with," he decided.

Chris's Mom

So Chris decided that he was a she, but by the following year, she realized she like looking at other girls in the unisex locker room at his school's gym. It was decided: Chris would become a lesbian.

But being a regular lesbian didn't sit well with Chris and it decided that it would identify as a transgender man-woman lesbian.

And by the time Chris turned 22, it had not decided if anything it previously decided made any sense thus causing Chris to sit and ponder. Sit and ponder. "What am I really?" he sat and pondered.

Ir sat and pondered so long and pondered so hard, it died of a broken heart and a blown mind. What Chris didn't realize was that there are at least 147 genders that it could have chosen that might have fit the bill to be attracted to cis gender women.

So long, Chris. You died a confused hero.

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