Tuesday, May 4, 2021

For equity sake, the Biden-Harris administration will provide migrants with voter registration cards


Democrats

The White House -- The Biden-Harris administration is planning to welcome new arrivals to the country by providing them with voter registration cards to be filled out at the border and handed over to special hand-selected agents to collect and evaluate for accuracy. The reason for this new move is to provide future citizens with equity as this has become the harbinger of new thinking by the left.

"They're good people, folks," Biden began in that chatty mumble he uses so grandfatherly. "C'mon, for the love of God, you cannot let these people think of themselves as second-class citizens. They come here to escape tyranny and crime. They come for free medical benefits and stay for the education. Where else on God's green Earth can they get what we have to offer?"

Co-President Kamala Harris also had a few things to say, mostly through her nose, and shared a hilarious story with the adoring woke feminist. 


"When I was first given the task by Joe to handle the border challenge I said to myself, 'Joe, you gotta be kidding. The border can handle itself," at which point she broke out in a hearty, uncontrollable laugh that got her loyal followers to search within themselves and try to understand what the joke was that so tickled her fancy.

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