Drs. Jill Biden and Anthony Fauci call for radical masking "until every human being is covid-free

World renown doctors Jill Biden and Anthony Fauci are doing everything ["on God's green Earth," according to the President] to ensure the entire eradication of the COVID-19 virus, even if it means that everyone must wear at least one, preferably two masks to do so.

"I know I said masks don't help," Fauci began, "but I was only saying that to make sure first responders wouldn't be short-changed by not being able to obtain a mask. Now I am saying, now that we have plenty of masks to go around, that everyone, every man, woman and child,  should wear at least one mask all the time."

Brain Flushings' crack reporter, Tillio Cachevitz, asked Fauci, "Even at bedtime?"

"Especially at bedtime. Think about it. When you sleep, you breathe the deepest and this can propel the virus all over the place. Also, you might snore and that would spread the little pathogens here and there and everywhere. So yes, wear a mask at bedtime, and the mask I suggest is the NP1, from the Nancy Pelosi collection."

"What about eating?" Cachevitz pressed.

"We are working on a mask that Israel has already developed that has a mouth-gate which opens only when you move a clever lever you can hold in your non-feeding hand and move it over to accommodate your fork. It also has what we on the left like to refer to as a "watergate" which has a round opening to fit a paper straw because plastic straws are killing the Dolphins."

These idiots have been fully vaccinated

Not to go unnoticed, Doctor Jill Biden spoke up. "You can get your Pelosi mask at Amazon or Walmart. Tell them Jill sent you and you get a ten percent discount."

Joe Biden, not to go unnoticed added: "Build back better bedibahdoo."

Dr. Jill said that she wants children as young as their fourth trimester to wear a mask, even if it makes them cry. "And let us not forget your pets. Dogs, cats, and even pet ferrets might be capable of spreading this dread virus, so mask them up, and when you do, be sure to use the proper NP mask, because when NP is happy, and AOC is happy, the Democratic Party is happy."

You can catch Dr. Anthony Fauci every chance he gets on the Comedy News Network (CNN).

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