Ms. Gaga's dogs recovered as dog walker slowly recovers from gun shot

Ls La Land, CA -- The two French bull dogs belonging to Lady Gaga that were poochnapped at gunpoint on Wednesday were returned unharmed to police late Friday night. 

One of the three critters got away at the scene but Gaga's professional dog walker, Ryan Fischer, didn't--he was shot in the chest and is currently hospitalized. His family says that he is expected to make a full recovery.

The Associated Press reports that an unnamed woman, who apparently was not involved in the poochnapping, took Koji and Gustav to the LAPD Olympic Community Station. A Gaga spokesperson confirmed to police that the critters were indeed Gaga's. It is not known how the woman came in possession of the canines.

Stefani Germanotta [aka Lady Gaga] posted a $500,000 reward for the safe return of he beloved dogs stating on Instagram: “My beloved dogs Koji and Gustav were taken in Hollywood two nights ago. My heart is sick and I am praying my family will be whole again with an act of kindness. I will pay $500,000 for their safe return. Email KojiandGustav@gmail.com to contact us. Or, if you bought or found them unknowingly, the reward is the same. I continue to love you Ryan Fischer, you risked your life to fight for our family. You’re forever a hero.”

According to details released by the Los Angeles Police Department, Fischer was walking Gaga’s three French bull dogs when he was confronted by two suspects who demanded the dogs at gunpoint. He was then shot in the chest by one of the suspects in the subsequent struggle, and the two scumbags drove off in a white Nissan Altima with two of the dogs.

Los Angeles Police Department released the following descriptions of the suspects:

Suspect-1 is described as a male black, 20-25 years of age, blond dreadlocks, wearing a black hoodie, and armed with a semi-automatic handgun.

Suspect-2 is further described as a male black, 20-25 years of age, wearing dark clothing.

After posting these descriptions, the woke mob canceled the LAPD for using a full description of the suspects rather than a woke depiction: 

Suspects 1 and 2 both appeared to be male but it is unknown as to how they personally identify. They wore dark clothing and one wore a hoodie and carried a scary semi-automatic handgun. 

If you should happen to come across these individuals, do not approach them; instead, call California Social Services.

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