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The following is satire, so don't get any bright ideas.
A film company is being canceled and boycotted and canceled again because they were unable to come up with a blind and deaf actress to play the role of Helen Keller in a new movie entitled, "What I Cannot Hear I Cannot See."
In a woke demand by community college students in California, average students are angry that acting roles are being monopolized by professional actors rather than "real people."
"We've tried, believe me when I say that we tried," CEO of Black Forest Studio Harmon E. Dipschift said. "Our casting consultants went into homes for the blind and homes for the deaf to find a young lady to play the part of the famous Helen Keller, but they were only able to come up with women who had only one affliction and not the other. In one case we were able to find an unfortunate person who was both blind and deaf, but she couldn't hear us when we offered her the role, and then slapped the interviewer when he tried to communicate by touching her hand to his throat. The staff at the home demanded the consultant leave and never darken their doorway again."
This latest incident comes on the heels of another similar protest of the latest adaptation of Stephen King's "The Stand" on CBS.
Wokesters are peeved that the broadcasting company has the utter audacity of not casting a real deaf person to play the deaf character, Nick Andros, and a crazy murderer to play Harold Lauder, a jealous sociopath. Instead, CBS used actors who merely pretended to be deaf and crazy.
In a failed attempt to suspend their disbelief, wokesters simply will not accept the reality that acting is pretending to be someone else.
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