Iran's pencil-neck military head warns "severe revenge" to those behind nuclear scientist assassination.

The red lapel patches are naked men 

Did you notice that the word "assassination" has two asses at the beginning? That might be more than a simple coincidence, especially when it comes to the Iranian military and their nuclear scientists.

The Iranian Armed Forces Chief-of-Staff, Major Gen. Mohammad [Mo] Bagheri threatened "severe revenge" to those behind the assassination of Mohsen Fakhrizadeh, the country's top nuclear scientist.

Fun Fact: I'm writing a novel about the CIA and Mossad attempting to assassinate an Iranian nuclear scientist working in conjunction with a North Korean scientist. The plan is to hit the US and Israel simultaneously with two incredibly powerful nuclear weapons. At the rate I'm going with the book, it will be finished either by late next year or when the camels come home.

Anyway, back to the story.

“Severe revenge awaits the killers of the head of the Research and Innovation Organization of the Ministry of Defense and Armed Forces Support,” Mo said as reported by the fake news' Islamic Republic News Agency (IRNA).

Mo emphasized: “Terrorist groups and the perpetrators of this blind act should also know that severe revenge awaits them.”

And he isn't talking about the Siberian Spit Torture or an Indian burn, he's talking about a real hurt being put on those who sent Fakhrizadeh to the land of lakes made of wine and women who claim to be virgins.

General Mo Bagheri added: “While congratulating and condoling the martyrdom of this defense industry scientist, I assure the Commander-in-Chief of the Armed Forces, the Minister of Defense and Support of the Armed Forces, his colleagues and the family of the martyr to prosecute and punish the perpetrators of this assassination. We will not give up.”

He also promised the grave diggers, janitors and the guy selling the flammable American flags on the corner the same thing.

Fakhrizadeh was assassinated outside of Tehran on Friday, when unknown assailants blocked his vehicle and opened fire on him and his bodyguards. Someone had yelled to him in a foreign language, "Duck, Fakhrizadeh!" but by the time they finished getting out his last name, it was too late.

The nuclear scientist was quickly rushed to a local hospital to be treated for his wounds, but later succumbed to the injuries and will no longer be able to develop nuclear weapons to kill infidels.

He leaves behind some wives, lots of kids, which are also known as goats, and unfinished plans for destroying all of Israel and North America.

Peas be up in you.

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