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They say that Hitler was kind to his dog and so too is Joseph Robinette Biden, the man who is trying to become our next president. Biden is kind to not one, but two German shepherds.
I'm not saying that just because Biden has two German shepherd dogs that he's like Adolf Hitler, but if it was Donald Trump in question, the Corrupted News Network and MSNBC would be all over him as a Nazi like stink on shiitake mushrooms gone bad.
Biden hurt himself when he fell on his butt over the weekend while playing with his German shepherd. At first the injury seemed like nothing to email home about, but let's not lose sight of the fact that Biden is older than some forests, and it turns out his injury to his frail, dried out bones in his foot, suffered a fracture. He will not be sneaking up on young girls and rubbing their heads and shoulders anytime soon.
Biden hurt himself when he fell on his butt over the weekend while playing with his German shepherd. At first the injury seemed like nothing to email home about, but let's not lose sight of the fact that Biden is older than some forests, and it turns out his injury to his frail, dried out bones in his foot, suffered a fracture. He will not be sneaking up on young girls and rubbing their heads and shoulders anytime soon.
“President-elect Joe Biden sustained a sprain of his right foot,” Biden’s doctor, Dr. Kevin O’Connor, initially said in a statement on Sunday evening. “Initial X-rays are reassuring that there is no obvious fracture and he will be getting an additional CT for more detailed imaging.”
But followup tests revealed that Biden sustained fractures in his foot from the fall he sustained while playing with his German shepherd dog Major.
“Follow-up CT scan confirmed hairline (small) fractures of President-elect Biden‘s lateral and intermediate cuneiform bones, which are in the mid-foot,” O’Connor later said. “It is anticipated that he will likely require a walking boot for several weeks.”
But followup tests revealed that Biden sustained fractures in his foot from the fall he sustained while playing with his German shepherd dog Major.
“Follow-up CT scan confirmed hairline (small) fractures of President-elect Biden‘s lateral and intermediate cuneiform bones, which are in the mid-foot,” O’Connor later said. “It is anticipated that he will likely require a walking boot for several weeks.”
Biden is still not the "President-elect," so now you can understand why his doctor got the original diagnosis wrong.
Biden's running mate for Vice President, Kamala Harris, was last seen with the leftist press and told a CNN opinion writer, "If Joe isn't able to make it to the swearing in ceremony on January 20, I'm willing and able to step in and take the oath of office."
Her smile was radiant. Her laughter, contagious.
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