Rapper What Dah? endorses Trump over "whas his name"

The following is satire. Satire. 

World renown rapper, What Dah? whose real name is Fenster Abernathy Walker, is endorsing President Donald Trump in the election and claims Trump's Democratic opponent, Joe Biden, "couldn't think his way off a toilet."

Mr. Dah spoke with Brain Flushings' man in the street, Jimbo Schwartz, and said that he's been "in the bag and on the Trump train" since Trump came down the escalator.

Jimbo asked Dah what he really thinks of the Biden ticket and the rapper pulled no punches. 

"The guy prolly needs help tyin' his wingtips, man. He can't remember Trump's name, calls him George and s**t. He brag about how good he do in school but he lied. He lied. The dude was near the bottom of his class. That's the dregs, man.

"Biden's runnin' mate, the chick with the annoyin' voice, is more full of crap than a manure spreader on Farmer Brown's corn field. She so far to the left that Bernie scared she gonna out-commie him," he explained. "You gotta be botz to vote for a dude who thinks he's runnin' for the senate, and a woman who isn't sure where she at when she at Cleveland."

What Dah?'s fans are too young to vote, [their average age is 11], but if the Democrats should win the election, they may be old enough if they are registered Democrats.

C'mon, man, gimme a break. You know you want to follow Brain Flushings--it's free and worth every penny. And remember, every time you click on an ad, an angel gets its wings and a liberal sheds a tear. C'mon.

Tweet