Joe Biden wants to "Ensure God's children have a future," but Brain Flushings challenges him

"Shureliftmaftingdimerimet, man!"

The mush-mouth man running on the Democratic ticket for President of the United States, Joe Biden, said in an op-ed in the Christian Post, that he wants to do everything in his "power to ensure that all God's children" have a future.

Biden was asked by Brain Flushing crack reporter, Julio Kachevits, "What about abortion? Are you doing anything to ensure a future for those kids who have no say, no chance to live a life, and are killed before passing through the birth canal?" 

Biden asked to have the question repeated as he was distracted by his wristwatch and the ending of Daylight Savings Time, and finally understood the question. "Well, I see you're trying to set a trap for me. You're no reporter, you're just a Trump chump," he yelled.

"So they don't count?" Kachevits asked as a follow up.

"Of course they count, Fatty. Everyone counts, you stupid bastard. Once they're humanely aborted and the woman's rights are upheld, the unborn fetus gets to go to a place called "Heaven," but guys like you wouldn't know about that place."

After dismissively waving the reporter away, Biden went on with his interview, saying to the Christian Post interviewer, "I want to ensure the public that if I'm elected president, I'll be for all of America. There's no red America; there's no blue America; there's only the United States of America."

To which Kachevits yelled: "Barack Obama wants his words back!"

C'mon, man, gimme a break. You know you want to follow Brain Flushings--it's free and worth every penny. And remember, every time you click on an ad, an angel gets its wings and a liberal sheds a tear. C'mon.

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