Godfather Cuomo warns Trump: 'you don't want anything to happen to you if you plan to visit New York'

New York Democratic Governor Andrew [aka"Don C"; aka "Andy Tunnel Nostrils"] Cuomo got his skivvies twisted in a knot on Wednesday night after President Trump's administration said that they are beginning a review process to take federal funding from four cities, all run for many years by Democrats, that have done nothing to quell the riots, looting, burning, destroying small businesses and committing murder in those towns. And while the mayhem was going on, these clowns were cutting their police department budgets and allowing many of the anarchists to get out of jail immediately after being booked. Crime in these cities has surged well beyond past numbers.

But "Don C" had a quiet warning for Trump: “He better have an army if he thinks he’s gonna walk down the street in New York.” He might as well have said, We don't want nothin' to happen to the guy, if you know what I mean, but, hey, things happen that you haven't planned for, Donny.

Now some people saw this as a threat toward the President of the United States, but Cuomo just thought of it as "friendly advice," if you know what I mean.

Speaking for everyone in the Big Apple, even though he never actually consulted with them, the "New York Boss of Bosses" said: “New Yorkers don’t want to have anything to do with him.” He didn't say it out loud, but the subtle tail end to that sentence was: And I, as your, shall we say 'governor', don't want nothing to happen to him. 

Aha! The double-negative, 'I don't want nothing'. Of course Don Cuomo would want something to happen to Trump if he had the cojones to dare to diddy-bop on Broadway. He might meet with a, how do you say . . .  an accident if he shows his face in Cuomo's town.

But Trump would not be intimidated. He grabbed his magic tweeter:

“My Administration will do everything in its power to prevent weak mayors and lawless cities from taking Federal dollars while they let anarchists harm people, burn buildings, and ruin lives and businesses.  We’re putting them on notice today.

Trump’s tweet came after the New York Post published a report that said that the administration is seeking to cut federal funding from New York City, Portland, Seattle, and Washington, D.C.

"Oh yeah?" Don Cuomo said as he then made a few phone calls out of microphone range. 

When he came back he told reporters: "It'll be all taken care of if that melanzana thinks he can walk all over Broadway."

The cities Trump is considering for the federal funding withholding are: New York, Washington, D.C., Portland, and Seattle.

“My Administration will not allow Federal tax dollars to fund cities that allow themselves to deteriorate into lawless zones,” the Trump memo stated. “To ensure that Federal funds are neither unduly wasted nor spent in a manner that directly violates our Government’s promise to protect life, liberty, and property, it is imperative that the Federal Government review the use of Federal funds by jurisdictions that permit anarchy, violence, and destruction in America’s cities.”

So if "Tunnel Nostrils" wants to play it smart, he'll faggeddabowdit.

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