Friday, August 7, 2020

Ted Cruz schools Dem. Mazie Hirono after lying about federal agents



Sen. Mazie Hirono (Dummy-HI) is one of the dumbest Democrats in all of Washington, D.C., [only to be challenged for the title by Rep. Ted Lieu (Dumbell-CA) and Rep. Alexandria Obviously-Comatose (Dimwit-NY).

Hirono made the mistake of going up against one of the brightest people in Washington, D.C., Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) making the false claim that federal officers in Portland were "unidentifiable" when she spoke at the Senate Subcommittee on The Constitution's "The Right of the People Peaceable to Assemble: Protecting Speech by Stopping Anarchist Violence" hearing on Tuesday.

The mentally challenged Hawaiian senator claimed that officers deployed to protect the Hatfield Federal Courthouse after multiple nights of riots could not be identified with the agency they were working for. That may be the case for Hirono, as she might not be able to read the word "POLICE" in all caps on their uniforms, but most people over seven can and even younger children who have learned to sound out the letters can figure out the word as well.

"Nobody is condoning violence against anyone, by anyone. This hearing is titled, quote, The Right of the People Peaceably to Assemble: Protecting Speech by Stopping Anarchist Violence, end quote. But the hearing we should be having is one called 'The Right of the People Peaceably to Assemble: Without Being Beaten Up by Unidentifiable Federal Agents.' That would address an actual problem lawful protesters are facing and the rest of us are seeing in this country," Hirono, whose cheese slid off the cracker said.

Hirono, who is working with an unformatted disk, then added, "On July 4, unidentified federal agents arrived in Portland, outfitted as if for war, wearing camouflage and heavy gear. To justify this unnecessary deployment of federal officers, President Trump and his administration have repeatedly portrayed Portland protesters as violent anarchists and members of Antifa."

"Thank you, Senator Hirono. I will note at the end of that video that is narrated, it says, describes law enforcement officers as unidentified while the video shows them with the words 'police' in bright yellow all caps across their chest. So that’s a curious way to describe a law enforcement officer as unidentified," Cruz said after the eggplant from Hawaii finished her opening statement.

Hirono, who tends to breathe through her mouth, was not the only Democrat in the hearing who described the federal officers as either "secret police" or "unidentifiable," as both idiot Senators from Oregon,  Ron Wyden and Jeff Merkley used the same descriptors during their statements.

In addition, Deputy Secretary of Homeland Security Ken Cuccinelli explained how officers can be identified by the patches on their uniforms.

"I see in bright yellow, in all caps, the word 'police.' And we're far away in COVID times, we're pretty spread out. How exactly is someone with giant all caps with 'police' across their chest, how are they secret police? What am I missing?" Cruz asked the bag of meat.

"Nothing secret about it and for those who have questions why we use 'police,' it is the internationally recognized identification of law enforcement," Cuccinelli said, speaking slowly so Democrats would understand.

Sens. Hirono, Wyden, and Merkley all took notes in red crayon, then raised their hands and asked to be excused to go to the bathroom.


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