Friday, February 7, 2020

Democrats call WaPo "fake news" for acquittal headline


The following is satire.

The Washington Post is being accused by Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer of being 'fake news' because they printed the headline: "Trump Acquitted."

Schumer, along with the rest of the fuming Democratic Party, say that the President of the United States cannot be acquitted because there were no witnesses at the Senate trial. This makes about as much sense as Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez thinking she has to explain that one cannot pull themself up by their bootstraps because of the issue of gravity--not everyone is as dumb as she is.

In response to the Democratic Party, the Washington Post, which is an arm of the party, profusely apologized and fired the reporter who wrote the piece. "He'll never work in this town again," said editor in chief I.C. Nada.


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