Millionaire Bernie Sanders hospitalized

Senator Bernie Sanders (I-VT) has been hospitalized after suffering from "chest discomfort" and has since received two stents due to an artery blockage. Our thoughts and prayers go out to him.

The Democrats believe the reason for the blockage is due to the negativity Sanders had received in the past from President Donald Trump, and if there is anyone to blame for the Senator's condition, Trump is the guy.

Meanwhile, to the delight of far-left Sen. Elizabeth Warren, Sanders' campaign has canceled his future events and appearances "until further notice," according to a statement by Jeff Weaver, the Sanders campaign advisor.

“During a campaign event yesterday evening, Sen. Sanders experienced some chest discomfort. Following medical evaluation and testing he was found to have a blockage in one artery and two stents were successfully inserted,” Weaver said, according to ABC news. “Sen. Sanders is conversing and in good spirits. He will be resting up over the next few days.” [And is demanding free hospital care and chocolate pudding.]

This unfortunate medical episode will likely make Native American impersonator, Elizabeth "Throws Bull Awkwardly" Warren, the strong front-runner for the nomination, while making Sen. Kamala Harris, another leftist campaigner for the nomination, laugh inexplicably about something only she believes is funny or creates internal anxiety.

This obviously looks like Sanders' campaign is toast but let's pray that he isn't.


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