Friday, June 14, 2019

Pelosi rips Trump 'a new one' and finally feels ashamed of herself


House Speaker Nancy "Dirty Hands Dancing" Pelosi (D-CA) tried to rip President Trump "a new one" by accusing him of a cover-up of "something, but I don't have all the information yet," and said his actions were "criminal."

Every Thursday, Pelosi and her hands hold a press conference in which she takes questions implying that President Trump is the worst president ever and everything is his fault, and then she disparages Republicans and Trump in public.

But this was the first time she went too far and admittedly, she has regrets.

The geriatric Speaker took questions about the president’s recent statement that he was open to taking oppositional information on his opponents from foreign nationals to use against them.

Dancing Dirty Hands spoke to the media:

Pelosi: “Everybody in the country should be totally appalled by what the president said last night. But he has a habit of making appalling statements. This one borders on so totally unethical that he doesn’t even realize it.”

“He does not know the difference between right and wrong,” she continued, “and that’s probably the nicest thing I can say about him. What is it about the Republicans in Congress? How much more can they bear of the president’s unethical behavior that they think that they are honoring their oath of office?”

Pelosi was asked whether it was “a good idea” to accuse Trump of a criminal cover-up right before her aborted infrastructure meeting with him a few weeks ago.

She answered, “I say almost every day that the president is involved in a criminal cover-up. He just chose to pick it up that day.”

Upon hearing Pelosi's words as he flipped through channels on the White House TV, President Trump heard what she said and he reacted with immediate ferocity, reaching into his bag of a dozen insults and tweeting:
Pelosi is a washed up hag and should be ashamed of herself.
Upon reading Mr. Trump's tweet, the Speaker of the House realized the gravity of her statement and hung her haggard head in abject shame. She knew she was wrong to have gone so far as to imply that the President of the United States of America, the most powerful country in the entire galaxy, unless proven otherwise, is a common criminal.

She tweeted back to POTUS:
I am so sorry and totally ashamed to have said that word and I take it back completely. Please forgive my impudence and know that next time I plan to speak to the media, my hands will think twice.
Case closed.


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