Mo Morsi is dead: what killed him?

Mohamed Morsi is dead--he died in a courtroom and nobody knows what killed him.

Mo, as his friend calls him, was the former president of Egypt and a Muslim Brotherhood terrorist supporter who was removed forcibly from power by the military in 2013. He was standing trial for espionage when he collapsed and croaked during a Monday court session, according to state television.

The 67-year-old Islamist dictator was in court when poof, he blacked out and then died.

His body was taken to a hospital where he was pronounced dead because he was.

Morsi was the head honcho in Egypt's Muslim Brotherhood, the largest Islamist group. In 2012 he was elected president in Egypt's first free elections the year after Hosni Mubarak was ousted the previous year.

But, in 2013 after Egyptian citizens realized the blunder they made electing the lunatic Islamist, the military ousted him and totally crushed the MB in a nationwide crackdown. Morsi and many other MB leaders were arrested.

Morsi doing a David Letterman impression

He had been serving a seven-year prison sentence for falsifying his candidacy application for the 2012 presidential race, according to Reuters.

While some people mourn the death of Morsi, he's going to be okay. He gets to hang out with 72 women in a land where the rivers flow with wine, the young, beautiful boys do your bidding for you, no matter what you want from them, and your wife gets to watch.

The cause of death is not yet known and is under investigation.

My final words to Mo:

Keep your knees loose, Mo, and give 'em a low silhouette against the crescent moon. And if you want to be a duck, don't be a sitting duck . . . keep moving.

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