Jimmy Carter believes Trump's parents never legally married & is an illegitimate POTUS

Pull my finger--any finger

Former failed President Jimmy Carter is delving into psychic phenomena. He believes in his heart of hearts that President Donald J. Trump is a bastard--legally, that is.

Mumbling through his dentures to author Jon Meacham, he said that he cannot prove it, but he feels very strongly that Trump's mother and father never really married and lived in sin for years before Fred, Trump's father, impregnated his mother, Mary Anne.

Carter also believes that President Trump didn't actually win the 2016 election, in spite of the number of electoral votes, because Hillary was destined to win and in his heart of hearts, Carter things Clinton got screwed by outside interference.

“I think the interference, though not yet quantified, should be fully investigated and would show that Trump didn’t actually win the election in 2016, he lost the election,” Carter said, adding, "I can feel the interference. I can smell it, and it smells like borscht, if you know what I mean," he mumbled.

“He was put into office because the Russians interfered,” he said. "Or maybe it was Israel. Yes, I'll go with Israel--it was them Jooze who interfered. They always cause trouble. We need to bomb Israel and this stuff won't happen again."

Carter was then asked if that meant he believed Trump was an illegitimate president as well as an illegitimate child.

"It's what I mumbled," said Carter. "I can't take it back now, can I, you Israel-loving jerk."

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