Sunday, April 14, 2019

BREAKING: Peter Buttigieg announces 2020 run

In a remarkable display of utter predictability, Democrat mayor of South Bend, Indiana, Pete Buttigieg [pronounced: "Butter Judge" when spoken with a Brooklyn accent] formally announced that not only is he gay, he is also running for president of the United States of America!

Pete's polls have risen in recent weeks and although he's just a white male, he has at least one intersectional advantage over other white males: he's gay, and thus, he's a victim like everyone else on the left likes to see themselves. He made himself even more of a victim when he used Vice President Mike Pence as his prop for a straw man assertion.

Buttigieg highlighted both his progressive values and Midwestern upbringing in a speech on Sunday.

The 37-year-old Afghanistan War veteran, who has been exploring a White House run since January, 2010 now joins the field of all the Democrats who think they can use the campaign as a way of getting their names out there in the public.

Buttigieg seemed to be the one Democrat who wasn't an anal sphincter until he implied that Mike Pence, a religious Catholic, is against him because he's gay. That is historically and factually false and misleading. Buttigieg was looking to stick his sexuality into public view at the expense of Mike Pence and that's just disgusting.

If elected, he would be the first openly gay married guy to have run a failed city, and the first mayor of any city to go directly to the White House, which hopefully if he wins, will not run it into the ground as well. He would also be the youngest person, [he turns 39 the day before the Jan. 20, 2021 inauguration--which AOC believes is a coronation] ever to be elected.

Buttigieg argued that the best way for Democrats to defeat President Trump and the historical success of his administration may be to nominate a mayor experienced in helping to revive a Midwestern city once described as "dying," rather than a politician who has spent years "marinating" in Washington, which Trump also didn't do.

Yes, attack Trump's success--that's the ticket. And support the Green New Deal.


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