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The leftist media from MSNBC and CNN are being closely monitored and are currently on suicide watch now that it has been made clear that the Mueller report will not recommend any further indictments. Adam Schiff is also said to be at wits end and refuses to come out of the bathroom, but it's believed that he's too narcissistic to harm himself.
MSNBC host Chris Matthews seems to be in the greatest danger and has been heard talking to himself in animated tones saying, "They need to connect the dots. The dots. The damned dots. They aren't connecting them and that's the key, I tell you. And then they'll take him down along with his wife and kids."
MSNBC host Chris Matthews seems to be in the greatest danger and has been heard talking to himself in animated tones saying, "They need to connect the dots. The dots. The damned dots. They aren't connecting them and that's the key, I tell you. And then they'll take him down along with his wife and kids."
The lunatic progressive cable news host was particularly irked that the president wasn’t indicted on obstruction of justice, in spite of the fact that under the law, he actually didn't obstruct justice. But worst of all for Matthews is that Trump never sat down for an interview with the special counsel where he could be tripped up.
“Why was there never an interrogation of this president? We were told for weeks by experts, ‘You cannot deal with an obstruction-of-justice charge or investigation without getting the motive. ... How could they let Trump off the hook?” Matthews whined, as a tear slowly meandered down his very white cheek and found purchase on his quivering lower lip.
“He will not be charged with obstruction of justice or collusion without having to sit down with the Special Counsel Mueller and answer his damn questions. How could that happen? I'm so upset I could spit,” he cried.
Matthews' primetime colleague, Rachel Maddow, [aka "Madcow"] was visibly emotional throughout her show which she began by saying she was reporting from Tennessee where she was fishing and turning the fresh water rapids into a salt water stream from her hot, liberal tears.
"A couple of hours ago, or maybe even less than that, I was standing up to my boobs in a trout stream in Tennessee," Madcow told her viewers. "But now it's Mueller time! And so I'm in a studio in the great state of Tennessee. ... To be quite honest, I'd rather see Trump fail than see the nation win. He needs to go."
Later, CNN’s chief White House correspondent Jim Acosta tearfully said the White House was “quietly celebrating” and that the Trump administration was reacting to Mueller’s report with “a fair amount of glee,” as mucous visibly leaked from his left nostril and he sighed heavily.
“I talked to a Trump campaign adviser earlier this evening who said, ‘This was a great day for America and we won,’” Acosta told “AC360” anchor Anderson Cooper. “That’s how they feel right now. . . jerks.”
Liberal celebrities also appeared surprised by the sudden end to the investigation.
Outspoken anti-Trump comedian Chelsea Handler took to Twitter on Friday night and told her 8 million followers that she was “sexually attracted” to Robert Mueller as she is with most animate objects.
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“Why was there never an interrogation of this president? We were told for weeks by experts, ‘You cannot deal with an obstruction-of-justice charge or investigation without getting the motive. ... How could they let Trump off the hook?” Matthews whined, as a tear slowly meandered down his very white cheek and found purchase on his quivering lower lip.
“He will not be charged with obstruction of justice or collusion without having to sit down with the Special Counsel Mueller and answer his damn questions. How could that happen? I'm so upset I could spit,” he cried.
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"A couple of hours ago, or maybe even less than that, I was standing up to my boobs in a trout stream in Tennessee," Madcow told her viewers. "But now it's Mueller time! And so I'm in a studio in the great state of Tennessee. ... To be quite honest, I'd rather see Trump fail than see the nation win. He needs to go."
Later, CNN’s chief White House correspondent Jim Acosta tearfully said the White House was “quietly celebrating” and that the Trump administration was reacting to Mueller’s report with “a fair amount of glee,” as mucous visibly leaked from his left nostril and he sighed heavily.
“I talked to a Trump campaign adviser earlier this evening who said, ‘This was a great day for America and we won,’” Acosta told “AC360” anchor Anderson Cooper. “That’s how they feel right now. . . jerks.”
Liberal celebrities also appeared surprised by the sudden end to the investigation.
Outspoken anti-Trump comedian Chelsea Handler took to Twitter on Friday night and told her 8 million followers that she was “sexually attracted” to Robert Mueller as she is with most animate objects.
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