De Blasio: 'Twenty folks are plenty; do the math'

Concord, N.H. -- New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio [whose real name is Warren Wilhelm Jr. but, like Robert Francis O'Rourke, changed it to sound electable] is considering running for president.

He spoke in Concord on Sunday where he drew a crowd of 20 lonely people, 14 of whom were on the panel, 6 in the actual audience--enough for a basketball team with one substitute.

To their credit, nobody in the "crowd" laughed at the turnout. 

The socialist mayor put his wife, Chirlane McCray, on center stage to show that he is an expert on interracial issues [McCray is black but refuses to take his fake last name].

“She’s my partner in everything I do and that is a phrase we say every opening and have said for years,” de Blasio bragged, showing his black bona fides. “They feel her humanity and they feel her compassion.”

He added: “What Chirlane says and does is very, very powerful.” In fact, she used to be a lesbian but couldn't resist his socialist charm.

The mayor’s tiny audience [it can hardly be considered a crowd] was similar to what some lower-tier candidates who have actually announced have gotten in the early primary state, such as New York Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand, who changes her stance on every issue like a log-roller in the rapids.

When confronted by the media about the teeny-weeny group of people who heard him and his wife speak, de Blasio said, "Imagine when those six people each tell two people, who also tell two people, who also tell two people and so on. Everyone in America will know me and my beliefs and I will give them all free stuff."

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