Friday, January 18, 2019

The Stormster files suit against Ohio cops who arrested her at strip club

Pornographic performer Stormy Daniels, [whose real name is Stephanie Clifford] is suing six members of an Ohio police department for $2 million for doing their job at a strip club over the summer.

'The Stormster' filed the federal defamation lawsuit with her incredibly sleazy lawyer, Michael Avenatti, on Monday against six officers of the Columbus Division of Police. She is alleging her arrest was "politically motivated" amid her ties to President Donald Trump, and that people now care more about her than they did when she was simply using her body for a body fluid depository.

Stormy alleged she had a one-night [consentual] affair with Trump in 2006, and she probably did--so what--we all knew who Trump was when he ran for POTUS and the country elected him over that sow on the left.

She sued him last year seeking to break a non-disclosure agreement she signed days before the 2016 election about the alleged affair as part of a $130,000 hush money settlement. Trump has denied the affair took place--but so what--we all knew who Trump was when he ran for POTUS and the country elected him over that cow on the left.

The 39-year-old porn performer was arrested on July 11 on suspicion of inappropriately touching an undercover female officer. Two other club employees were also arrested.

Chief Kim Jacobs said in a statement hours later that during Daniels' arrest, "one element of the law was missed in error and charges were subsequently dismissed."

Which led Michael Avenatti to get all moist with anticipation for a big payday.

Daniels was booked under a 10-year-old state law known as the Community Defense Act that says dancers at "sexually oriented" businesses are prohibited from touching customers and vice versa.

Calling Stormy a "dancer" is quite a compliment to her and an insult to dancers.

Prosecutors said the law cited for her arrest applies only to those who regularly perform at the club, and the city prosecutor later said the law was “glaringly inequitable” and should no longer be enforced.

But $2 million? She should have spilled hot McDonald's coffee in her crotch and really cashed in, citing permanent damage to her work equipment.


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