Amber Tamblyn: considered giving her baby to Canada after Trump beat Clinton

I guess if you're willing to kill an unborn child, it isn't so bad to be willing to send your full-term child to Canada. But that isn't saying Amber Tamblyn isn't willing to kill an unborn child if it suited her needs.

Tamblyn shared her sad story from the 2016 presidential campaign in which Donald J. Trump beat Hillary R. Clinton in the election, making Clinton a two-time loser [but will she go for the magic number three?]

The actress revealed to the entire world that she thought briefly of giving her child away to the government of Canada or Sweden and let the government do with the child as it may because anything is better than Trump, she figured, in spite of the fact that she still refuses to leave on her own accord.

The 35-year-old spoke at Vulture Fest's "Feminist AF" reading series and read an essay about her experience at the Javits Center with fellow narcissists Amy Schumer and America Ferrera [who refuses to change her first name for the good of the nation]. The Javits Center would have been where Hillary Clinton would have given her victory screech, but she lost and she didn't. [She didn't even have the class to give a concession speech when she lost.]

Tamblyn bragged, "I swigged some more Zantac, and my baby shoved her foot in my ribs, as if to foreshadow the pain that was yet to come," the woman who lies for a living told The Hollywood Reporter.

Her essay then described the moment that Hillary's director of strategic communications told the attendees that she would not be speaking tonight, but did not say that she couldn't stop crying and stamping her feet.

"A dark realization swallowed me: I was going to bring a baby into this world," Tamblyn said as dramatically as she could fake. "And not just any baby: a girl," as opposed to a boy. And how does she know it's a girl if the girl identifies as a boy? Then she revealed that it was then she thought about giving her child away to Canadians, Canucks that is, or Swedes, perhaps teach her to learn to yodel one day, from what she perceived would be horrors and the end of the world with Donald J. Trump as president of the United States of America, and not Hillary R. Clinton.

Fortunately, the end of America has come, but not in the way Tamblyn must have imagined. Across the board, wages have risen, black and Hispanic unemployment are at an all-time low, there are more jobs available than people to fill them, taxes have gone down, and North Korea recently freed another American and is talking with us, which is something they haven't done for ages.

People don't hate Trump for what he's doing; they hate him because he's not imposing liberal policies on the country, he's implementing conservative policies.


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