What Trump really said about Stormy

President Trump occasionally says things he would be better off not saying. Calling porn performer Stormy Daniels "Horseface" is one of those comments. But it is now revealed by Brain Flushings' Vinny Boombots that President Trump never actually called Daniels Horse-face; he actually called her "Whore's-Face," a term of endearment used by several Native American tribes, none of which Elizabeth Warren belongs to.

"I was blown away," Boombots reported. "I couldn't believe 'Whore's Face' actually meant 'Woman with flaming lips and moves like bucking bronco.' They consider 'Whore's Face' a good thing."

Boombots spoke with President Trump about the moniker.

"I knew what 'Whore's Face meant. I knew it . . . I knew it bigly," President Trump said. "Who are you? Are you fake news? Who the hell are you?"

Boombots was escorted away by the Secret Service just prior to sending in this report.


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