Sunday, December 24, 2017

Anonymous source says Joe, Mika want Trump dead

MSNBC's Reliable news crew
According to anonymous sources, Joe Scarborough said that he would like to see President Trump dead and would be happy to urinate on his grave.

Scarborough's future spouse, Mika Brzezinski, allegedly said that she would also be happy to urinate on his grave, according to the same anonymous source, adding that she and Joe plan to have sex on Trump's grave if this actually should occur, and it couldn't occur soon enough, the anonymous source said she said.

Another anonymous source assured Brain Flushings that the anonymous source cited above was believable and has access into Scarborough's off-camera statements. "Think of me as the Scarborough's bedroom mirror," the source said.

Both anonymous sources have provided important and reliable information to the New York Times, CNN, MSNBC, ABC News, CBS News, and "Morning Joe." 

If you don't believe these anonymous sources, ask them.


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