Gangster causes sperm to go in circles

Marijuana (aka: Cannabis Sativa, pot, weed, grass, 420, ganga, dope, herb, joint, chronic, Mary Jane, blunt, reefer, buds, nuggets, hay, rope, gangster, skunk, boom, blaze, ashes, block, boo, broccoli, burrito, burnie, and charge) which is mainly an illegal drug, tends to leave users relaxed and chilled out.

Not surprisingly, marijuana has the same effect on sperm cells (aka Corky) and regular use cuts cell count by as much as a third.

Dr. Victor Chow, of the University of British Columbia in Canada, said "The weight of the evidence is that marijuana probably has a negative impact not only for sperm counts, but sperm function."

Studies have demonstrated that pot can affect fertility by cutting sperm count and suppressing ovulation in the female.

How this happens hasn't been made clear but new research may explain it.

One of the findings of the study indicates that sperm cells of men who have recently smoked boo tend to swim in circles, rather than taking the express lane to fertilize an egg, and this may be the reason why the egg doesn't become fertilized.

Other effects of firing up a skunk can be increased heart rate and blood pressure problems. It can also increase the risk of having an undersized baby at birth.

Gangster is also known to affect the way a smoker's knees, elbows and shoulders move when they are walking. A University of South Australia study found differences between the way a nugget-user walks versus non-reefer users.

Those who fire up a fat one tend to have stiffer shoulders, more flexible elbows and quicker knees--which move faster than those of non-users.

However, while movement differences were observed, there were no significant differences between the balancing abilities and neurological functions.

The authors of the study want more research and are willing to fire up a rope themselves, to analyze the effects brought on by the use of Mary Jane.


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