Bull attacks anti-bullfighting activist

Carcassonne, France -- An anti-bullfighting idiot jumped into the bull arena in Carcassonne, in southern France on Sunday and was attacked by one of the bulls he wanted to protect. The whole thing was reminiscent of the U.S.'s illegal immigration history under Barack Obama.

Two idiot protesters, a man and a woman, both obviously liberals, were in the audience then made their way into the main ring during the "novillada", which is a serious of bullfights involving young bulls.

One of the bulls got a whiff of the man and charged, goring him with "a long but not deep" injury.

The protester, whose IQ and age are both in the 30s "was very lucky" that he was not properly gored and only slightly injured, one source said.

The idiot was taken to Carcassonne Hospital for both a mental and physical examination. His female idiot companion was not injured and was arrested by police. 

Authorities reported that the woman kept screaming: "Hey, hey, ho ho, killing bulls has gotta go. Hey hey, ho ho, killing bulls has gotta go," repeating it over and over until someone told her to shut the f*** up. 

Two other protesters had briefly hung a banner saying "Stop Bullfighting" from the ramparts of the medieval French town. The banner was taken down and used as a capote de brega by one of the bullfighters.

Bullfighting is banned in most of France but allowed in certain southern regions where it's protected as part of local traditions.


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