Michelle to run if Trump wins election???

Michelle Obama announced today that if "God forbid" Donald Trump wins the presidency just 98 days from now, she will be throwing her $600 scarf in the ring to run against him in 2020.

"I can't stand that mother (expletive) with his (expletive) hair and his white supremacist attitude. I mean like who the (expletive) does he think he is?" the First Lady said in a moment of patriotic emotion. "Like he don't know (expletive) about running a government--all he knows is how to run his big (expletive) mouth."

Chris Matthews was in the first row of the press conference that Hillary Clinton missed again. Matthews couldn't keep his legs still as the First Lady spoke and a pool of what appeared to be perspiration pooled around his shoes.

Has free "Hitler Salute" pass

"This will be an historic day for the country if Michelle gets elected. Not only would she be our first woman president, if Hillary fails to do that, but she will be the first black first woman president and that gives me atomic goosebumps where a man should not be getting goosebumps at all."

At the end of the presser, Ms. Obama raised her fist in the air and shouted "Black Lives Matter Mother (expletive) s."

The press, unable to hide their liberal bias, began shouting "Dump Trump, dump Trump!" 

Chrissy Matthews shouted loudest of all as Al Sharpton and Jessie Jackson, bot Revs, shouted "Black Lives Matter, yo."


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