Bio of a true liberal woman

The "e" (ethics) is not capitalized

She loves animals. She never wants any harm to come to them under any circumstances. Save the Whales! brought goose bumps to her vegetarian body. Whenever animals are mistreated, she protests loudly and proudly.

She never wears leather.

She joined PeTA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) four years ago. She agrees with the organization that if you so much as feed your child meat, you're committing child abuse.

On one of the PeTA protests against the fur industry, she threw a milk carton filled with blood on a woman in a mink coat. It is unclear what type of blood she used but it's a good bet that it didn't come from animals except, perhaps, from those of the human kind.

She supports Planned Parenthood and wants everyone in the United States to help continue funding it. This is because she believes this organization works to promote women's health.

She believes in women. She believes they have the right to decide what to do with their own body. If she wants to kill the child within, that's her choice, because it's a woman's right to choose. And besides, that thing growing inside her body doesn't count as a real human being until it's actually birthed through the birth canal. Somehow she sees this as defining the "organism" as something other than a human life. She just doesn't have a clear idea of what it is if not human.


She will vote for Hillary Clinton if Hillary is able to run with all the scandal she's involved in. She is able to see Hillary as pro-woman in spite of the countries she has accepted donations from that are abusively misogynistic toward women. She cannot name one honest accomplishment the former secretary of state can claim, yet because Hillary is a liberal woman, she will vote for her.





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