Nidal Hasan is no Vidal Sassoon

We're in the third day of the trial of the Fort Hood shooter, Nidal Hasan. I refuse to refer to him by his rank just like I refuse to refer to Al Sharpton by his honorific. Thus far, the terrorist only cross examined two of his victims. 



Many believe Hasan actually wants the death penalty. I disagree. People want to have life ever after--they want to go to whatever they think is the kind of afterlife that follows our time here on earth. Hasan wants to go to Paradise, get his virgins who never lose their virginity because, I suppose they have self-repairing hymens, (the koran doesn't specify, or does the hadith), and drink from rivers of wine, which they're not allowed to have while on earth. Makes sense they'd want to go elsewhere for their fun.

But while he seems to be doing everything to make us believe he wants the death penalty, it might also be an elaborate ploy to say to him, "Screw you, terrorist bastard. We're not going to give you what you want. We're going to let you live a long long life in prison. Okay, sure, you get to read your koran and pray and stuff, but that's all. Wait, sure you get to eat halal food--what do you think we are, evil doers like you? No way--we're humane and we're not going to let you die.

There are no gays in Iran

Or else he's such a schmuck that he does, indeed, want to die. But his concept of Paradise is a desert-inspired pipe dream conceived by a pedophile, camel-humping, anti-Semite who was also an illiterate who married a 6 year old when he was 50, beheaded 600 to 900 Quraysh Jews for not converting, and after peeing, dried his penis off with a pebble. No kidding--it's in the hadith and he recommends it, along with drinking camel urine to ward off illness. Oh, and they kill gays, this religion of peace.

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