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First the left wants to tell us how to grow our food, who can grow it, and how it should be shipped to us. Next they tell us which of these foods is healthy and therefore, what foods are allowed and prohibited from being consumed. Now the left is telling us how to properly eliminate the food from our body.
This is not a joke, but it sounds too incredible to be believed, except that it's true. In Sweden, the Sormland County Council, led by Viggo-I-Pee-Like-My-Sister-Olga-Hansen, a member of the Left Party (a.k.a. the Vansterpartiet Party, a Communist/Socialist party), has proposed a law that would make it illegal for men to relieve their bladder while standing and peeing. They want men to sit while performing this act, to prevent them from sprinkling while tinkling. Hansen told a TV reporter, another man with a long Swedish name, "I want to give men the option of going into a clean toilet." One can only hope the Left Party ends up there as well.
Closer to home, we have New York City's Mayor, Michael-I-May-Allow-Myself-A-Third-Term-Bloomberg, banning sugared soft drinks of 16 ounces or larger from being served in fast food restaurants and other public places who serve such dangerous poison. In Cambridge, Massachusetts they are considering following Bloomies lead. Ostensibly, this is to prevent obesity, but in Bloomberg's case, how can he justify that when he celebrated Doughnut Week at the same time? If that isn't hypocrisy, then I'm Hippocrates. If things fall into place as I suspect they might, Bloomberg will follow Viggo's lead and have all soft drinks eliminated in the sitting position. What's next, the banning of ice cream, large pizzas, fries, and bacon (which will cause a Canadian revolution, I suspect).
If the Left can get men to pee like women, that will put us all on equal footing (or in this case, sitting), with women. It will continue to blur the differences between the sexes, and phrases like "Viva la difference," will also become illegal.
But the real reason the Left wants to pass laws that tell us what we can eat and how to pee, isn't for health reasons; it's for control and power. If you can tell people how to pee, you've taken a parental role and they become the child--check out the psychological theory of transactional analysis--and you can eventually get the public to jump through hoops while you continue to pursue your impossible dreams of creating Utopia.
"When standing and peeing is outlawed, only outlaws will pee standing up--an hour after drinking a Big Gulp with their bacon pizzas."
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Closer to home, we have New York City's Mayor, Michael-I-May-Allow-Myself-A-Third-Term-Bloomberg, banning sugared soft drinks of 16 ounces or larger from being served in fast food restaurants and other public places who serve such dangerous poison. In Cambridge, Massachusetts they are considering following Bloomies lead. Ostensibly, this is to prevent obesity, but in Bloomberg's case, how can he justify that when he celebrated Doughnut Week at the same time? If that isn't hypocrisy, then I'm Hippocrates. If things fall into place as I suspect they might, Bloomberg will follow Viggo's lead and have all soft drinks eliminated in the sitting position. What's next, the banning of ice cream, large pizzas, fries, and bacon (which will cause a Canadian revolution, I suspect).
If the Left can get men to pee like women, that will put us all on equal footing (or in this case, sitting), with women. It will continue to blur the differences between the sexes, and phrases like "Viva la difference," will also become illegal.
But the real reason the Left wants to pass laws that tell us what we can eat and how to pee, isn't for health reasons; it's for control and power. If you can tell people how to pee, you've taken a parental role and they become the child--check out the psychological theory of transactional analysis--and you can eventually get the public to jump through hoops while you continue to pursue your impossible dreams of creating Utopia.
"When standing and peeing is outlawed, only outlaws will pee standing up--an hour after drinking a Big Gulp with their bacon pizzas."
If you want a great read about modern
day terrorism and suspense, my latest novel, Jihad Joe, is now available both in soft cover and as an Ebook--see
the links below. Tweet
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