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The USA is cheering today. Osama is dead and gone, ditched in the ocean in a Muslim burial. Yes, for centuries Muslims have not only made the pilgrimage to Mecca in order to pray at the pagan temple known as the K'abbah, but they are also known to take long sea voyages with their dead in order to honor them by dumping them into the depths of the sea. Unfortunately, it is highly likely that the prophet of Islam, good ole Mohammad, didn't even know there was an ocean out there because of his limited knowledge of the seventh century world. Interestingly enough, the immutable word of Allah, of the All Knowing and Wise and sometimes Forgiving, never wrote about the ocean in His Book that was like no other before and will be like no other after. I believe this totally as much as I fully believe that the book in question, written by the All Knowing, could have been written today by a first grader, and improved upon by a third grader. But that's just me going off on the religion of peace once again.
But enough about me, let's talk Osama bin Laden, that inimitable terrorist who led Al Qaeda and went out with a bang himself. Of course, he wasn't afraid of dying, which is why he used his youngest wife as a shield--hell, it was just his way of assuring that she went to heaven with him when the Navy SEALs closed in on them. The question is, does she get 72 male virgins, and if so, does she really want a virgin in the first place, or a guy like her hubby who sired 29 kids like the Energizer Bunny? My guess is the latter, but it doesn't matter now--she gets what Allah gives her.
The United States was wise in dumping Osama's corpse into the ocean. Fish get hungry and they need to eat too--they're even getting their meat halal, but I suspect it isn't any different than kosher meat.
Now that the O Man is fish food, we can speculate about Al Qaeda and ask ourselves the question, "Will it remain a powerful terrorist tool in the hands of those who would use it (I didn't call them Muslims, so you can't call me racist) and if so, shouldn't we therefore re-elect Obama, the man whose bravery knew no bounds in the successful apprehension and killing of this terrible terrorist tyrant? I say, just because he voted against GW's proposal to define 9/11 as a war, and make it a civil act of aggression, which would have resulted in Osama never being caught by Obama, is no reason not to vote for Obama in 2012. In his speech he was clear as to who should be credited with this kill--"I went ahead when I knew the time was right . . . " which is perhaps the first time he has used the first person and took full responsibility for any mission. The man has a nutsack that any squirrel would be proud to crack open. What courage.
But hey, this really isn't political--it's about America and how we can reach out and touch someone if you mess with us. Good job America--one down and seventy five million to go, I suspect.
If you are interested in terrorism and suspense, I have provided 2 links (below) for a hard copy (soft cover) edition and an eBook edition of my latest novel, Jihad Joe. It's a story about Zed Nill, a New York based reporter, taken hostage by Islamic terrorists. He must escape, or be beheaded the following day . . . the clock is ticking.
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