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Secret Service Director Kimberly Cheatle (she, it) has resigned after being taken to the woodshed by Congress over her total mishandling in the protection of former President Donald Trump. Brain Flushings 'Man-in-the-Field' correspondent, Jim Schortz, spoke with Ms, Cheatle.
Jim: It must have been rough having to testify in front of the congressional special committee yesterday.
Cheatle: Is that a question?
Jim: Yes.
Cheatle: There have been testimonies of others who stood before the same committee.
Jim: Is it true that President Trump's staff had asked for additional protection from your department?
Cheatle: He should be referred to as 'former President Trump' as opposed to simply just President Trump.
Jim: But what about the protection thing?
Cheatle: I have not spoken nor reviewed any requests at this time.
Jim: But you've now had ten full days to get to the bottom of this issue.
Cheatle: Yes, that's true.
Jim: What about the slope of the roof? Do you believe it was too slanted for the safety of your Secret Service officers?
Cheatle: It was a sunny day that Saturday. Some roofs are less sloped than others.
Jim: Now that you've resigned, what is on the agenda for Kimberly Cheatle next?
Cheatle: Kimberly Cheatle is gonna get the well-deserved rest she needs and nobody better bother me if they know what's good for them.
Jim: Thank you for answering that question.
Cheatle: Now leave.
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