Friday, July 21, 2023

Man wins Darwin Award for punching window of bar and bleeding to death

And the award goes to . . . 

Beach Park, IL -- A drunk and disorderly man was escorted out of a bar in Beach Park, Illinois at around 2 a.m. Police responded to a call of an injured person.

After a preliminary investigation, authorities believe Jonathan Banks, 32, [with a similar IQ] a Chicago native, got into a shouting altercation in the bar and was escorted out by security.

Once outside, Banks was experiencing a conniption and punched his fist through the glass window of the bar, possibly busting a Bud Light neon light, but maybe not. 

Once his fist extended back into the bar, his arm was bleeding badly and he was taken to Vista Medical Center East in unnecessary critical condition. 

Banks did not bank on dying, but die he did, and is now the proud posthumous recipient of the Darwin Awards, given to those folks who are oblivious or unafraid of danger and die anyway.

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