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Former NYC Mayor Bill de Blasio (Communist) is separating from his wife, Chirlane McCray, a former lesbian who, after being married to this clod, is having second thoughts.
The couple made their plans public on Wednesday in spite of such situations normally being private. They were married for 29 years and don't plan to have an expensive formal divorce, they just plan on boffing whomever they please and will continue living together in different rooms of their house in marital bliss.
The odd couple made the uncalled for announcement in an extensive dual interview with the New York Times on Wednesday.
"I just want to have fun," McCray told the Times, because she's a girl and that's what girls want, according to Cindy Lauper.
The odd couple made the uncalled for announcement in an extensive dual interview with the New York Times on Wednesday.
"I just want to have fun," McCray told the Times, because she's a girl and that's what girls want, according to Cindy Lauper.
The couple said they first began realizing that they wanted to move on since early May, although they have had a crappy relationship much earlier than that. She digs women, he digs Marx.
McCray said that she had been skeptical of de Blasio's 2020 presidential run, which she knew he sucked as a New York City mayor, and would suck even more as a president, which he had the same chance of attaining as Dylan Mulvaney getting a sponsorship for Dos Equis Beer.
So it turns out that not only do most Americans think Bill de Blasio, [aka Warren Wilhelm, Jr.] is an unlikable crap weasel, his wife thinks so too.
De Blasio went on to acknowledge that McCray had been calling herself a lesbian when they first met. He said that reality always caused him to harbor doubts about their relationship, especially after having one night out with the girls seven nights a week. But it never occurred to him what was going on.
De Blasio went on to acknowledge that McCray had been calling herself a lesbian when they first met. He said that reality always caused him to harbor doubts about their relationship, especially after having one night out with the girls seven nights a week. But it never occurred to him what was going on.
In fact, he walked in on her going at it with another lady and shouted, "Chirlane; what is the meaning of this?" to which she replied to her lover, "See, I told you he was stupid."
Just kidding--that never really happened, so don't sue me.
"For the guy who took the chance on a woman who was an out lesbian and wrote an article called ‘I Am a Lesbian’ … there was a part of me that would at times say, ‘Hmmm, is this like a time bomb ticking? Is this something that you’re going to regret later on?’" he told the Times, proving he is stupid.
Neither de Blasio nor McCray referenced a third party as a reason for their split but that's because there is likely a fourth party too.
De Blasio has faced festering issues since leaving the political scene. He was fined almost $475,000 in June for misusing city resources during his 2020 presidential campaign. New York City's Conflicts of Interest Board found that he wrongfully had the city pay for his NYPD security detail's travel costs to and from campaign events in 2019. Expenses also included lodging, car rentals, airfare and meals.
"For the guy who took the chance on a woman who was an out lesbian and wrote an article called ‘I Am a Lesbian’ … there was a part of me that would at times say, ‘Hmmm, is this like a time bomb ticking? Is this something that you’re going to regret later on?’" he told the Times, proving he is stupid.
Neither de Blasio nor McCray referenced a third party as a reason for their split but that's because there is likely a fourth party too.
Hooray for capitalism when it's for oneself, is his motto.
So not only is he stupid, he is also dishonest, and that is a terrible combination.
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