Pres. Biden gets PhD without plagiarizing or attending classes

Washington, D.C. -- He didn't need to travel far on Saturday from the White House to Howard University where so called President Joseph Robinette [i.e., 'Little Bird'] Biden was given an honorary doctorate degree by the historically Black school.

The school president spoke of Biden's "analytical intellect," but did not include statements Biden made such as "If you don't vote for [me] then you ain't Black," as well as his take on global issues when he said, "Let's go lick the world; let's get it done." Of course, everyone's favorite was when he said, "Ahamadah malidaka dinkadoo."

The other attribute Biden supposedly has according to Howard U. is his "popularity on both sides." The exceptions to that attribute is to the 71,000,000 plus "MAGA Republicans" who Biden describes as something akin to white supremacists. So when the degree refers to 'both sides' they must be living in a one-dimensional world.

Dr. Wayne Frederick, the president of Howard University, introduced Biden with high praise at the school's 155th commencement on Saturday.

"Admired for your sound analytical intellect and open embrace for all, your popularity on both sides of the aisle of the United States led to your illustrious reputation and outstanding service of 36 years as a Democratic senator from Delaware beginning at a tender age of 29," Frederick said of Biden, but possibly confusing him with someone else, or perhaps he was just yanking his chain.

But I'm not the only one who saw this honorary degree as a joke on the nation. Other conservatives went on Twitter to have a say with one saying that it "feels like parody."

"Was there any part of Biden’s visit that didn’t sound like trolling?" Matt Whitlock, a Republican consultant, tweeted. "Between the ‘popularity on both sides of the aisle’ and Biden’s phony condemnation of ‘those who seek to divide us’ (while his twitter account accuses R’s of shoving grandma off a cliff) this feels like parody."

Polling disabuses the idea that Biden is popular on "both sides" of the aisle and simple observation of his demeanor, his verbiage, his wondering, and his papal incontinence, supports his cognitive decline that never was very sterling in the first place. An ABC News/Washington Post poll released last Sunday found that 63% of American adults do not think our PhD POTUS has the "mental sharpness" it takes to serve effectively as president or balloon animal artist.

A Gallup poll in April showed Biden's approval rating at 37%, which is lower than whale poop.

"There is no way this guy is talking about Joe Biden," Nathan Brand, a GOP communications professional, tweeted.

Anyone believing that Joe Biden's analytical intellect is first rate and he is bringing the country together, would also believe that the formal name of a woodchuck is Wood Charles.

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