Biden: "You'd be addicted if you went to Nam like my son Hunter did"

Hunter Biden: 5th on the right

Parris Island, South Carolina: President Joe Biden spoke to US Marine Corps graduates at the Marine Corps Recruit Station in South Carolina on Thursday. His speech was inspiring and had 'Joe' written all over it.

"Men, and I call you men because you are, you are men, no joke," he began. "Today you have earned the pride of the few and the proud, which is why it's called pride, as you graduate from the intensive training here in Parris Island.

"My son, Hunter, graduated from here and then went on to later lead a platoon of Leathernecks into the jungles of Vietnam. He was a hero but he didn't brag about it. NO, I REPEAT, HE DID. NOT. BRAG. ABOUT. IT. He just did what he had to do in that great war to end all wars.

"The Cong threw a grenade into his fox hole and when he saw the danger it posed for his men, he jumped on it and sure enough, the damn thing didn't explode. Was it luck or was it his God-given karma? We'll never know, but at least he made it home.

"Later in the war Hunter was hit in the leg with a bullet that tore through his calf. He and his men were pinned down, not just by the Vietcong, but by the South Vietnamese Army. He had to get them out and there was a spare Huey chopper out by an LZ and he gathered his men and got all 20 on that bird and flew them to safety. No joke.

Right: Hunter Biden

"No wonder when my brave son got home in 1998 that he was hooked on the sauce, the nose candy and the rent-a-babes. You would be too if it happened to you.

"But look, he's working on it and he's been on the straight and narrow for a couple of years now, I'm serious. So in just a few weeks from now, I want you to vote for democracy, like Hunter fought for and nearly died for.

"When you pull that voting handle, pretend it's a beer tap and pull one for Hunter Biden, the bravest US Marine who ever lived; I mean it."

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Then the President of the United States of America got on Air Force One after only tripping up the stairs once and flew out to Pennsylvania where he planned to have an intense, intellectual meeting with John Fetter[wo]man.

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