Democratic Nat'l Committee slashes price for photo with VP Kamala Hahaharris

The Democratic National Committee (DNC) is slashing prices on their incredible summer sale. For this one time and one time only opportunity, to honor the first day of summer and the January 6th Committee hearing to have us focus on other stuff, the party whose mascot is a jackass wants to offer you, the American people, a photograph with Vice President and first female of color, cackles and joy, Kamala Hahaharris.

Hahaharris was to appear at the DNC's Women's Leadership Forum this year, but she got tied up at the border or something. The normal price tag for a photo with the VP normally goes for $15,000, but this year the Democratic Party is offering you the opportunity to appear alongside the Vice President for only $4.95. That's a whopping savings of $14,995.05!

And listen to this: Ms. Hahaharris will allow you to touch her on her arm [even more for an additional fee] and flash her signature smile that goes so well with her signature, festive laugh.

The Women's Leadership Forum ended up not selling enough tickets and was postponed along with the five-figure price tag for donors to have their picture taken with a sitting [literally] pubic servant.

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Those who want a shot with Kamala and are able to cough up the $4.95 they may still have left after filling their gas tank, will still have the chance as the DNC has slashed the price just before her June fundraiser in her California home.

This low-low clearance price on a photo comes as she faces an abysmal 39 percent approval rating, three points lower than her boss’ approval rating and a lot worse than former President Donald J. Trump.

So folks, jump on the price before it's gone, gone, gone. And yes, tips are accepted.

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