It's all about gender

A cis-gender 25-year-old person named Dick walks into a biker bar at 5 p.m. and orders a white Russian.

At 6 p.m. he identifies as a black, aliagender person named Zsxch, but a half hour later identifies as a demiboy named Shazaam and after finishing the white Russian, goes to the washroom to urinate.

When Shazaam returns to the bar, he suddenly becomes a gender apathetic Asian and is approached by a drunk Hell's Angel named Shredder who offers to buy him or her a drink which Shazaam accepts, but is now calling him- or herself Star and soon transforms into a genderqueer individual.

After Shredder asks Star to go home with him around 11 p.m., Star finishes the fourth white Russian and realizes he or she is neutrois and just wants to be left alone and perhaps be a Dick again.

Shredder is livid but slides over at the bar and asks a person who goes by the handle Wiffleness if he can buy her or him a drink.

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