Pelosi says Biden shouldn't debate Trump: it makes him look presidential

Nancy [whose Native American name is: "Dentures Tell Tales"] Pelosi is doing her best to run interference for Joe "Smells Like Head and Shoulders" Biden in the scheduled September 29th presidential debate.

Pelosi knows that Trump would easily win the debate even if Joe was operating with more than one desiccated brain cell, and the way it stands now, there is no way "on G-d's green Earth" that Biden stands a snowball's chance in hell going up against the street fighter, Donald Trump.

The excuse Pelosi used, which literally insults half of the country, is claiming that, "[I] wouldn't legitimize a conversation with him," referring to the President.

She wants Joe to cancel the three scheduled verbal slaughters that would guarantee Trump's reelection and she claims Trump would "belittle" the forum and engage in "skullduggery." Joe, of course, would engage in malarkey while being mentally eviscerated by the leader of the free world, because it's hard to win a debate when your brain is on the same mental plane as oatmeal.

"I don't think that there should be any debates," Pelosi said at a news conference while her dentures did the Electric Slide. 

"I wouldn't legitimize a conversation with him, nor a debate in terms of the presidency of the United States. Now I know that the Biden campaign thinks in a different way about this."

Maybe the people deserve a conversation between the two people who want to be the President of the United States. Maybe we deserve to hear from Biden when he isn't reading the words but is actually forming them without help.

But let's not pretend the Democrats don't know about Biden's mental status. They see that he can't complete a sentence without a screwup--it's obvious, and any Biden supporter who fails to admit that is either willfully blind by their Trump Derangement Syndrome, or are at the same functional level as the former Vice President.

"So I think that he'll probably act in a way that is beneath the dignity of the presidency; he does that every day," Pelosi said. "But I think it will also belittle what the debates are supposed to be about. And they're not to be about skullduggery on the part of somebody who has no respect for the office he holds, much less the democratic process."

But if the American people see this type of debate performance, wouldn't that only work in favor of Biden? Of course, that isn't what Pelosi and her ilk are really worried about--it's Biden's performance that scares the crap out of them.

Let the debates begin!

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