Joe thanks Kamala for ditching her standards on working for a racist

The following is mostly satirical.

Presumptive Democratic Presidential nominee and career plagiarist, Joe Biden, has chosen Kamala Harris as his VP running mate in the November presidential election. He actually didn't think she would accept because she basically called Biden a racist in one of the Democratic debates in a cruel and rather disgusting way.

But she was happy to accept the tap on the shoulder because it came without the sniffing of hair and the caressing of where the tap occurred.

Speaking from his notes, Biden asked Harris if she accepted the job to which she said in her rather nasally, prepared way, "Yes, Joe. I do accept and I don't think you're a racist anymore because you chose me as your running mate. So disregard what I've said in the past."

"What did you say in the past?" Joe asked, likely not recalling that she was pissed at him for his stance on school busing when she was directly affected by it as a little girl. [Fun Fact: Harris, as Senator, also voted against it too.]

In any case, Harris will make a good bedfellow for Biden as she is willing to do anything, anything, to move ahead politically.

Friends tell Biden that he will needs a food taster if he is elected.


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