Rihanna will save us from COVID-19 and attack Trump too

A woman who sings songs for lots of money while wearing seductive shoulder-exposing clothing and an excessive amount of lipstick, Rihanna, 32, went on social media Friday and went all buttershisballs after she was asked about when her new album will be released.

"If one of y'all motherf***ers ask me about the album one more time when I'm trying to save the world, unlike y'all president," said Rihanna, per E! News. "[We will fight] on sight."

She not only sings songs, but also rhymes, uses profanity, and refers to the President of the United States as "y'all president." How cool is that?

Rihanna's skyting has some merit, I will admit. Her Clara Lionel Foundation has donated $5 million to various causes, but it falls short of actually saving the world. Local food banks, providing protective equipment, testing, and helping to develop vaccines are some of the ways the money is doled out, and she deserves some motherf***ing credit for that. But saving the world is a stretch.

While not providing the online motherf***ers a release date, she lied to them by promising it would be available last year. But she told British Vogue recently that's she's working hard on new music, but it isn't clear what that means.

“I can’t say when I’m going to drop,” she humble bragged in an interview published last month. “But, I am very aggressively working on music."

“I don’t want my albums to feel like themes,” she also explained. “There are no rules. There’s no format. There’s just good music, and if I feel it, I’m putting it out.”

Yes, Rihanna is putting it out. We know she does.


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