How NOT to wear a facemask in the pandemic

This clown is the Senate Minority Leader

You stood outside the store, six feet from the person in front of you on the line, waiting patiently to be called in to shop by a store employee directing human traffick. You were finally ushered in, bought your masks and sterile gloves and hustled on home to isolate yourself from humanity.

Days went by and your milk, coffee, bread and peanut butter supply was getting low and you were sick and tired of pizza delivered to your door. So you decided to venture out and pick up some essentials from stores that were essential to life as we know it.

Time to put on your newly purchased facemask. Remember, if you put it over your ear but not your nose and mouth, it will not protect you from getting the virus, but it may protect you from hearing about it incessantly.

First thing you notice is that the shape is not exactly symmetrical. The little conic-shaped part must be used to accommodate your chin or something. You put it on and voilà, it fits. Okay, it's a little loose, but so what? At least you can breathe easily and the mask doesn't fog up your eyeglasses.

If this is you, I suggest you stay home--it just might protect you from the Chinese Communist Wuhan Wet Market Lab Coronavirus.

I have supplied several photo examples of how NOT to wear your facemask. The example given in this post was inspired by none other than House Minority Leader Chuck Schumer (Dummy-NY). The idiot above with his hands doing his version of "Stop, In the Name of Love," is New York City's Mayor Comrade Bill de Blasio. I don't know who the guy is below, but he's damn handsome in spite of his goofyness.

Stay safe and try to enjoy the rest of your stay at home. This too shall pass.


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